Australia embarrassed ahead of the Royal Wedding


You know how your parents used to walk into a party and call your name loudly when you were a teenager to come home and it was SO embarrassing. 

I’ve got the feeling that’s about to happen to Australia with the Royal Wedding. 

PM Malcolm Turnbull has gone out splashing the cash on the Aussie credit card and got the happy couple a gift from all of us! 

He said the present will be 'very Australian'. Oh no Malcolm, not a jar of vegemite or a toy koala for the soon to be born grandkids pleaaasssee. 

He said, 'We can't reveal yet. It is very Australian and it appeals to their interests.'

The present will not be revealed until the day of the wedding. 

For Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding in 2011 we splashed the cash and made a donation of $25,000 to the Royal Flying Doctor Service. Nice gift. 

Charles and Diana got 20 sterling silver platters in a box lined with blue silk velvet. Lucky they had ample staff to clean the silver. 

The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh didn’t do so well with 500 cases of tinned pineapples?! Oh no. 

We’re only a few days away from the big event so lets wait and see how Malcolm did. What do you think he got them?